(BC and) The Squareplanes

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1.
--- I saw them craning their necks I saw the muscles flex I saw them whip out their checks and their HEADS are TURNING I know I can't afford To celebrate until my foot's in the door Did she even notice before that my HEAD was TURNING I'm so ready for the day That I get to tell ya tell ya What I gotta gotta say I c-can't wait No, I c-can't wait Aw, it's all fair for the fairer sex Cutting you in line just to give you the hex When you start your sentence and she interjects you know your HEAD is TURNING Freaky nightmares, psychological tricks When you hurl your sentence do you know if it sticks They wait on bated breath to see who she picks, aw her HEAD is TURNING, mmm [Chorus] IT'S ALL FAIR FOR THE FAIRER SEX
2.
--- Wake up late, sit around feelin' sad What did I do to make my life this bad Get back in bed with a head full of doubt Can't get up and at 'em when you're so down and out Broke lonely tired sick bored uninspired dirty hungry overwhelmed stuck anxious worried full of regret, tsk tsk, regret, oh oh oh It's the CYCLE OF DEPRESSION Cycle of Depression I can't seem to break out of the Cycle of Depression Little black cloud stuck above my head Stockings full of coal, shoes are filled with lead If I go outside, I might have to face the truth But when the truth SUCKS THIS MUCH, really WHAT'S THE USE? Sleep eat work eat drink sleep eat sleep eat work eat work drink drink sleep and CRYYYYY (why oh why??) [Chorus]
3.
--- The cards were dealt, I looked at my hand, I had ONE OF A KIND Some might say, "that's a low scoring hand" But I sure didn't mind It's all in the way you see it and may-be my eyes are misaligned But I liked it better than every other hand combined You are, you are, you are, you are, you are ONE OF A KIND Hawaiian flower of Texas, on my mind I wanna know, are you thinking of me? Come on tell me, do you dare? You can say if it's true that you will or won't love me Just don't tell me that you never cared I could leave it up to you, but I can't much longer leave it up in a-a-a-air Just don't leave me hangin' outside of Fareless Square You're no, you know, you're no, you're no, you are no LEMIN RIND I must admit you're so...well designed So are you, are you, are you, are you, are you are you-- DISINCLINED? Twist and open up, VENETIAN BLIND ONE OF A KIND Left ear: (Hawaiian Flower of Texas) Right ear: (How'm I gonna play this hand?)
4.
Empty Threat 03:21
--- It's 8:52 You haven't called Seems like I'm being blackballed Did you really think You could leave me on the brink And that time after time I'd return? If you did...you were right. But one of us has to lose this fight. Don't make me give up on you. Don't make me give up on you. I've tried and I've tried just to be by your side There ain't much more I can do. This is such an EMPTY THREAT. Don't think I haven't realized yet. I don't sense any sense of regret when you tighten the screws. A-DOODLE-OOH Rubber and glue It's hard to persist Even though reasons exist Twinkling eyes See you in dreams Your ends, and all in between But look at what you've given me as a whole. So far, it's either SHIT or it's COAL. [Chorus] (What can I do?)
5.
In Love 03:13
--- I'm IN LOVE with two women at the same time. I'm in love with two women at the same time. It's not a crush, or lust--it's something many people just won't discuss... Especially not the two loves I've got in mind. When I say LOVE, I'm talking the birds that sing. When I say love, I'm talking about the air in spring. It's not just a simple fling, I'm talking 'bout the real thing. DAMN, it's a shame that these two women don't swing-uh. And so I'm going to the edge of the world right now to find something. That's right, I'm going to the edge of the world right now to find something. I've gotta find an answer before I'm found by the sun... You know I can't have them both but I can't choose just one.
6.
--- I think I may have just recovered I think I may have just woke up, so to speak I'm looking around, around, you are not around. I wonder how the sky looks from where you are I wonder, is it sunny and clear? You know that you are not always, not always sunny or clear. I shoulda known you were TOO TRUE TO BE GOOD 'cuz I was way too sincere. OH! What can I say? What can I do? It's been so hard to forget about you But now I got something to prove and, aw, you were SO RUDE. You wanna just keep me on the backburner You want me to be your Plan B But I'm not your EGO PUMP and I'm not such a chump anymore You finally gave me a good excuse To terminate this self-abuse 'Cuz believe it or not, I've got a cold shoulder too It takes a lot to walk away, but I've only got a little to lose (yes I do) What can I say? What can I do? I worked so hard to forget about you But now I got something to prove and, aw, you were SO RUDE. (Oh My God.)
7.
--- I hear it from your sister I hear it from your friends And it drives your dear old Mom Around and around the bend It's time to TAKE YOUR OWN ADVICE (laughing at guitar goof) It's time to roll the dice I can't believe that you spend it all to defend Your BOGUS BOYFRIEND I am your BIGGEST THREAT I ain't done with you yet How am I supposed to respect your BROKEN LOVE? I settled for the best And I put it to the test But I wasn't quite myself And you weren't all that impressed Some call me determined Some call me obsessed (laughing at guitar goof) Well, I've got just one goal now Putting my doubts to rest [Chorus]
8.
Eye Doctors 03:24
--- There's a cloud of flies outside my front door I guess I don't love my old love anymore But the evergreens, of course, are still green anyway I've got a porcelain cactus man and a stuffed orange bird But they never offer me any kind words And the evergreens, of course, are still green anyway I only get to tell you half the things that I'd like Like how very endearing I find your slight overbite, and Hearing 'bout your darkest moment brightened my day Well, the EYE DOCTOR's got a real case in me 'Cuz I refuse to see what's right in front of me I only envy you 'cuz yoo in charge of mah heart The sticks and the stones don't go to my head They're not nearly as bad as the dry bones that you said I only envy you 'cuz yoo in charge of mah heart I get to see you maybe half as much as I want You're such a beautiful nonchalant debutant, and Montpelier is the capital of Vermont (oh yeah!) There's a cloud of lies outside your front door But I love you like I've never loved anyone before, THAT'S TRUE! Said, there's a cloud of lies outside your front door But I love you like I've never loved anyone before, THAT'S TRUE! Here it comes now.... (I CAN'T TELL IF I'M JOKING)
9.
--- BLACK DIAMOND RAIN is a major pain When you're wearing your bleach white linen You're a Rorshach mess in delicate dress On your cheeks, the ink will sustain Down Main Street at four, you struck out once more At every decent watering hole Baby, instead of getting on that sled You could fill up my boots with coal Because I wish that your name could monopolize my brain And I could give myself over, give myself over. I envision your name in the BLACK DIAMOND RAIN And I wash myself down the drain. I've been looking for a beak that's sleepy and sleek To peck all the crumbs on my floor If you're just drunk enough to call your own bluff Baby, you'd better not speak. Just put your space helmet on, by noon we'll be gone Provided that weather permits If the oil falls again on Main Street at ten I'm gonna catch it in my baseball mitts Because I wish that your name could monopolize my brain And I could give myself over, give myself over. I envision your name in the BLACK DIAMOND RAIN And I pour myself down the drain.
10.
--- MMMM MM-HM. BABY, I JUST...

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A tale of obsession, love and heartbreak, told out of order through genre-hopping and vocal-screwing bedroom goof pop. Originally recorded in 2004-2005, this 10th anniversary edition (not of the recording but of the events that inspired it) is presented in all its newly mastered glory for the first time on the intertubes.

Click on the individual songs for the real, unfiltered lyrics and "liner notes".

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released March 7, 2006

BC McCracken - everything
The Squareplanes - everything else

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